Drama Club Spring Play

Nathan White, Editor

Drama Club has announced their spring play, 12 Incompetent Jurors! For those of you that have taken U.S. Constitution with Ms. Cutright, yes, it is a parody of 12 Angry Men. The play will be held on Saturday, April 25th at 7 pm and Sunday, April 26th at 2:00 pm.

Auditions will be held on Wednesday, Feb 26th at 3:15 pm and on Thursday, Feb 27th at 7 am and 3:15 pm

The official summary:  When a man is accused of abducting half a dozen cats, it’s a simple open-and-shut case, even for a jury that’s filled with oddballs like a dim-witted PR guy, a bickering couple, and a man obsessed with french fries. After all, every scrap of evidence indicts the accused. (I mean so clearly. The man is very, very guilty of stealing cats. Case closed.) And yet, Juror #8, a wannabe lawyer, believes that the “Cat Burglar” is innocent. Will he be able to sway the other jury members? Or will they side with Juror #3, the only sane man in the room? A hilarious parody of 12 Angry Men.

Here is the cast list:

Role (# lines)                                                  Description of character’s personality

Foreman (31)                                                    Eager to please, occasionally speaks with an accent, just to be dramatic

Juror 2 (33)                                                       Nervous, prone to anxiety attacks

Juror 3 (179)                                                     Sensible man or woman

Juror 4 (31)                                                        Bratty teenager, always texting, rude, inconsiderate

Juror 5 (60)                                                     Husband

                                                                                  Bickering couple, loud argumentative

Juror 6 (41)                                                         Wife

Juror 7 (51)                                                          Lonely, unemployed, lives with Grandma, admires prosecutor weirdly

Juror 8 (135)                                                       Thinks should have been a lawyer, persuasive, self-righteous, difficult

Juror 9 (30)                                                         Creepy, eats fries all the time, a loner

Juror 10 (53)                                                       Angry all the time.  Rage issues

Juror 11 (68)                                                       Works in PR, a fast talker, not terribly intelligent

Juror 12  (43)                                                     immigrant, has trouble understanding & speaking English

                                 Voice Only Roles

Judge (1)                                                             stern, authoritative

Donald Pleats (3)                                               the defendant, nuts, definitely guilty

Brad (7)

                                                                                Mild-mannered husband and wife

Shelley (3)

All are welcome to audition and are definitely welcome! See you there!