Welcome back to Senior So-long, the down in the dumps report where we learn about the woebegone class of 2020. This week’s heart breaker is Jade Monroe.

Jade was born on April 19 making her Aries.

When asked what her favorite memory is Jade smugly said, “Aren’t they all good?”

When Jade finishes schooling she plans on being a mortician. If you have ever taken a Biology class with Jade you would know she loves to get her hands dirty. I once watched her pull out pig intestines with her bare hands.

If she could redo something from her time in high school she would decide not to take Algebra 1 as freshman.

Jade’s favorite teacher is Mr. Smith. Mr. Smith is the biology teacher, and Jade wants to be a mortician. Thus, this is why Mr. Smith is Jade’s favorite teacher.

Mrs. Inboden- 2, Mr. Blank- 2, Mrs. Cohorst-2, Mr Smith-3, Ms. Cutright-1, Mrs. Hyde-2 Dr. Walker -1