Feeling Lonely? Well, don’t. That’s sad. Come to the Dance!

Well, it’s too late now, I guess…


August Biernbaum protecting Wesley Adams. Photographed by Nathan White

August Biernbaum, Editor

As the title so kindly asks, are you feeling lonely? Well, don’t. It’s honestly kind of bumming me out. Just come to the dance, and have a good time.

On Not-Super Bowl Saturday (February 2nd, 2020), the Palestine High School Student Senate will be hosting the aforementioned Valentine’s theme dance, formally known as the Winter Ball. Headed by Mr. Will and Mr. Smith, this dance will act as a fundraiser for our first ambitious project as Student Senate, the new water fountains with bottle fillers. This dance is a great way to have a good time, if you’re into that kind of stuff. Personally, I’ll be serving punch, but to each their own.

So, in summary, you should totally come to the dance. You’ll see some of your friends acting like idiots, and it will support the school. Not only that, you can try my 4 time Michelin Star winning punch, which will be certified for a good time. With that out of the way, I hope to see you on Saturday night (wink wink nudge nudge.)


Dates and Times: Saturday, February 2nd, 2020, 7-10 P.M.

Attire: Casual Wear

Prices: $4 for single pringles, $7 for people who put themselves out there.

Punch: worth $4

So, what are you waiting for? Come to the dance, and j chill with everyone. It’s a good time.