Welcome back to Freshman Introduction, the comedic commodity where we learn about the key-smash class that is 2023. This edition’s scapegoat🐐 is Jackson Wagner.

This is Jackson’s first year attending a Palestine school and his birthday🥳is July 13th, making him a Cancer ♋️

Jackson’s favorite Disney movie is Wreck-It-Ralph🧱. Although technically Pixar, I will let it slide.

Jackson is not currently involved in any clubs or sports, but it is his first year. I am sure in the years to come he may find something that interests him.

His least favorite thing about the building is the The Stairs™. Side note: this came to be his least favorite thing after a lot of persuasion by Shyan.😴

His favorite class is Childhood Development👶because it his easiest class and he gets to hang out with Shyan.

After saying he does not have a favorite teacher, here are the current standings: Mr. Will-2📊Mrs Hyde-2📚 Mr. Smith- 1🧬

See you next week where hopefully I have the schedule planned out and these are not back to back. Sorry.😐